Life With Frenchie

Okay, this has got to be one of the most hilarious things I’ve read lately. I will only post the link here because there is language on this site that is definitely Not Safe For Work (NSFW). However, it is just too good to pass up.

This link alone has also prompted me to create a new category - “Patently Offensive”. I mean, what humor surrounding the Bible is not going to offend someone?? If you are offended, I am sorry. But, don’t say I’m not warning you.

The intro to the list says it all:

If the Bible had been written by King Leonidas and the rest of the Spartans from 300, it would probably read pretty much the same as it does now. It turns out, the Bible is already chock full of ass kicking.

So, open your mind, make sure no bosses or children are looking over your shoulder, be sure your mouth is free of all liquids, and make sure you have a soft landing spot for when you fall out of your chair laughing.