Life With Frenchie

Spanish for your nanny…

15th February 2008

Spanish for your nanny…

Thanks to Mama Frenchie for this gem. The sad part is, I’m sure there are women out there just like the ladies in this video. Enjoy!

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12th February 2008

Gift ideas for Valentine’s Day

I found this while browsing around on The Knot, but it was too good to just put up on my wedding blog.

One of the things that I’ve learned about during the planning is that a lot of women have boudoir pictures done as surprise gifts for their fiances. I’ve seen some samples on photographer websites when trying to choose a photographer for our wedding, as well as women on The Knot who have shared their own. They have always been very tasteful and reveal just enough to keep the man in suspense…until now!

This is a real photographer and these are actual samples. Maybe these girls didn’t know any better, but this guy seriously ripped them off! But, as much as I feel sorry for the bad “deal” these women got, I can’t help but laughing to the point of crying when I look at these. Needless to say, this is not what I will be getting for EP!

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28th November 2007

The 9 Most Badass Bible Verses

Okay, this has got to be one of the most hilarious things I’ve read lately. I will only post the link here because there is language on this site that is definitely Not Safe For Work (NSFW). However, it is just too good to pass up.

This link alone has also prompted me to create a new category - “Patently Offensive”. I mean, what humor surrounding the Bible is not going to offend someone?? If you are offended, I am sorry. But, don’t say I’m not warning you.

The intro to the list says it all:

If the Bible had been written by King Leonidas and the rest of the Spartans from 300, it would probably read pretty much the same as it does now. It turns out, the Bible is already chock full of ass kicking.

So, open your mind, make sure no bosses or children are looking over your shoulder, be sure your mouth is free of all liquids, and make sure you have a soft landing spot for when you fall out of your chair laughing.

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